The Great Eggening

By Zachary Cuttriss

Campaign Ends 30th of August

Hey all! I super appreciate every single one of you who donated to this great cause, you're all amazing!! <3 <3 <3

I'll be shutting this page down on the 30th of August, which will be 2 months after I launched this campaign. As I write this we are just short of the goal, but I know we will hit it by the end of the month - when I first set the goal at $2,500, I was told that it was a crazy target to go for, but if anyone could hit it, it was gonna be me. Thanks to everyone who donated, and let's see just how far we can push past the goal by the end of this month!

Egg.

For anyone who hasn't seen it, we did in fact take eggs to the eggs - here's link to the footage. It sucked and it was cold as hell, but all for a good cause I guess. 
https://www.facebook.com/zachary.cuttriss/posts/pfbid026QJiX75crFruC8Yh6SunnHmjpcKw4Dn1YLHsbbFrFUgCeJg8u32JtuGZNeHaKmtzl

Egg Happened.

The eggening has happened, my head is cold, beanies feel weird now.  For anyone who wants to claim an egg and has donated the requisite $50, Please reach out and contact either of the eggs so we can organise a time and place!

Thank you so much to everyone for your amazing support <3

1k. holy crap.

Huge thanks to everyone who's gotten us this far - $1,000 raised!! Absolutely incredible. It's been decided that the eggy heads will meet with some eggy eggs via the hands of anyone willing who has donated $50 or more - yes, that's right, you will be able to egg the eggheads if you donate $50 or more. If that isn't a great incentive to revisit your donation and top up to hit the goal, I don't know what is. Attached is the most amazing artist's rendering of the process involved.

EGGS WILL COME. 26/7/23

Ok, here's the deal. One of my oldest mates has cancer, and I will NOT let him be the center of attention any longer. It's my time to shine, literally, if we hit the goal before the date of the Great Eggening, me and my mate will go into the land of cold heads together as I shave my luscious locks off and take a razor to me noggin - no half assed buzz cuts here, we go ALL THE WAY. 

Me and my mate are going full Walter White cosplay on the 26th of July so HURRY UP GIVE ME MONEY! The cancer council takes all the money even if we don't hit the goal, but I am not getting frostbite in the brain for nothing.

Help me raise money to donate to the cancer council's many great research projects, as that rich attention whore sure as hell doesn't need help paying for his treatment.

P.S. send beanies, the selfish bastard decided to get cancer in the middle of winter.

$100 Already raised! As a thankyou, I have attached an artist's rendering of what I will look like as an egg.

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Thank you to my Supporters

$52.75

Patrick Wig

Need to get over the line. Congratulations you folks, and to all who helped contribute!

$21.10

Dylan O’brien

$104

Anonymous

$52.75

Maureen O'connell

Week done Zac, wear a hat, love Granny

$21.10

Aaron Vaughan

Eggscelent Work gentlemen. Hope you have a sweet recovery Kyle 🍳

$31.65

Liam Mifsud

Really inspiring boys, keep fighting Kyle kick cancers butt ❤️

$105.50

Debbie Haines

With love, Debbie and Steven Haines

$21.10

Elliott Ballard

the great eggening, the squequel

$21.10

Anonymous

$31

Jack Rose

$21.10

Jordan Tigani

Wishing you all the best!

$52.75

Monty

Get me an egggg

$52.75

Dee & Joseph O'connell

We’ll done Zac

$31.65

Anonymous

$20

Emily Thompson

$105.50

Louise Cuttriss

Happy egg day

$52.75

Nick Oakley

$50

Nickolas Sideris

$52.75

Carter Hardiman

$52.75

Al Murphy

An eggsellent effort. Go well in your new outlook for your mate.

$52.75

Jane O’connell

$105.50

Keith Fagg

Great effort, significant cause

$31.65

Matt Clark

$21.10

Kat W

$30.80

Anonymous

$20

Ivana S

$52.75

Deb Fribbins

My sincere wishes for a full recovery for " your Mate" Thank you for putting yourself out there

$31.65

Teleisha Costello

$31.65

Anonymous

$31.65

Josh Michels

$31.65

Robbie

$21

Leah Bensted

$31.65

Georgia Sheridan

$21.10

Monique O’connell

$15.82

Grace S

You got this Kyle! We are all behind you ⭐️

$10.55

Anonymous

$31

Lochlan Davy

$21.10

Anonymous

$31.65

Zac Egg

Egg Man makes himeself an egg

$52.75

Dee A

Sending Hugs from Dubai! Stay strong and positive.

$52.75

Anonymous

Fuck cancer Kyle 🖕🏻

$52.75

Issy Borley

Live your attention whore life but also sending my love :))

$52.75

Lachy Scott

$62.40

Kat R

$31.65

Olivia Bonanno

$52

Blue Eyes White Kyle

Oh, I frequently think every now and then of the glorious fruit of the noble hen eggs, eggs, E, double-G, S-eggs. My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide. I’ve eaten them boiled, I’ve eaten them fried. Poached and shirred and deviled and scrambled, hummeled, shmummeled, cuddled, and frammeled. I’ve eaten them beaten and swizzled and swuzzled. Frizzled, cadizzled, bamboozled, and fuzzled. I know every way that an egg can be guzzled. And thinking of eggs reminds me of Sam. Whose favorite dish. Is green eggs and ham.

$52.75

Hatsune Miku

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Anonymous

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Steph D

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time? (Seriously man, sending love)

$52

Bradley Hutchinson

You'll get through this Kyle &lt;3

$39.90

Anonymous

= Egg

$21.10

Russell Ladbrook

$21.10

Declan

$32.40

Amy

egg egg egg egg and frick cancer

$37.80

Jordan B

time for egg

$52.75

Anonymous

Kick it's ass!

$31

Anonymous

$31.65

Btr The Swag Bitch

Hey man, cancer is a major pain in the ass. My dad had it as well and I’ll do anything to help contribute so we can finally kick its ass to the curb (disrespectfully). Sending your mate lots of strength and I hope you reach your goal soon :)

$3.12

Cummywummy

Skipped lunch today so got spare change anyway. From the at a medium pace dc

$21.10

Anonymous

$15.82

Holly Lubbe

$15.82

Tobias Kjelskau (pris)

fuck cancer

$15

Liam Cooper

bio changed my mind

$21.10

Elliott

Here you go ya cheeky bastard, give your mate a run for his money, you're gonna need something to keep your head nice n' shiny from here on though

$21.10

Joshua Cuttriss

Eggy boi has requested money to become an egg

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